How it all went down...
I always just throw a bunch of things in a crock pot for Chili. There's no science behind it and no way to mess it up.
The goods:
2lbs Ground Turkey
1 onion, diced
2 cans tomato sauce
1 can diced tomatoes
1/2 can kidney beans
1/2 can whole corn
1 carrot, sliced
2 celery stalks, chopped
chili powder... no idea how much...to taste I guess
1/2 pack clubhouse chili seasoning
salt & pepper to taste
Sriracha... a few good squirts
It's all very accurate and precise... whatever, it turned out Yummy!
Okay...it wasn't quite an adventure. It was just to the mall. But we took the glass elevator up and down a couple times, and we discovered her new favourite toy. Pretty Epic.
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His name is Henry. Sorry Sophie, you've been replaced. |
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...and ate more than half. Oops. |
I always use the same recipe that I desperately sough out on Pinterest once my preggers cravings kicked in. Big thanks to it's creator! I would not have made it through that tough time without you. You can find it
here.
- I gave myself a face makeover
Because one; my entire face needed work. I don't get how I lose track and/or stop caring long enough to grow full on hedges where my eyebrows used to be, and two; I bought a too big bag of avocados that soon faced the fate of the compost bin.
I did not however, take any pics of the masterpiece that was my face. I figured I'd spare you guys when I saw the look on P's face and noticed how quickly he left for his night job. (He's a stripper. Not really. He plays bass in a sweet band, but he could be a stripper if he wanted extra cash...he does want extra cash, but he knows I'll just spend all of his ones on necessary things like baby nail polish)...FOCUS!...
If you want a soft face that feels like...
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I couldn't help it...
When an opportunity presents itself to show cute baby butt, you show cute baby butt. | |
...blend this and start spackling...
1/2 ripe avocado
1 whole egg
1 Tbsp Greek yogurt
1 tsp baking soda
1 Tbsp EV olive oil (I wanted to use coconut oil, but we're fresh out)
I left it on for about 10 minutes...
...it kinda burned for a few minutes...
which I know is never good when it comes to your face, but it stopped, and now my skin feels less like a desert and more like a face. Yay!
Hooray for productive/ fun days. Now I will eat more brownies and watch a couple hours of mindless T.V. Sometimes Mat. leave is the best kind of leave.
xo, Kiara